Bumper Stickers for Women

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Bumper Stickers for Women

Postby angelalee511 » November 20th, 2013, 12:01 pm

1 I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
2 How can I miss you if you won't go away?
3 Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
4 If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap, and easy!
5 Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
6 Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen!
7 If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
8 Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off!
9 Out of estrogen, and I have a gun!
10 Guys have feelings too but... who cares?
11 Next mood swing: 6 minutes
12 Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
13 Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time!
14 Do not start with me. You will not win.
15 You have the right to remain silent. So please shut up.
16 All stressed out, and no one to choke!

#8 is mine! Guess how many times I've set the smoke alarm off when cooking. :rotflo: :rotflo:
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