Doctor Visit

[nonie]

This one's been around but it is still a crack up.

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asks. I say, "135." The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, "Your height?" I answer, "5 feet 4 inches." The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5 feet 2 inches.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me that it's very high. "Of course it's high!" I scream. "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

[minnie63]

Nonie, I've used that excuse for years and it hasn't worked yet! We all get shorter as we age, I don't see what the problem is, do you?

[niener]

[KathyD]

I can sooo relate!!! Thanks for the laugh.

Kathy